Parker upon waking and seeing the sunlight pouring through the window, "No! I don't want it to be day!"
Me: "Okay, we need to get ready to go. Parker, you need socks and shoes, then you'll be ready."
Parker: "Evan's not ready."
Me: "That's right. He needs pants and a shirt, and then shoes and socks too, then we'll all be ready."
Parker: "No, you're not ready."
Me: "I'm not?"
Parker: "No! I don't like those pants. You need to change your pants!"